29. jaan 2012

Vestlusi Shanghais


Jin mao tornis
Liftis, teel 54. korruselt alla

Ah, yes! We also made the mistake. Wrong elevator. This tower is like a trap.' You are caught on floor 54 and you are not let out.

You are working here? My husband too, for one month only. One is enough!

Lucky people. Maybe I have to work here forever! I don't like my current job.

Nothing lasts forever, young man, nothing!

I hope so.

Väga lohutav. Aitäh tundmatu Buckinghamshire'ist, Londoni lähistelt. Väga lohutav on teada, et praegune ei kesta igavesti.


Lost In Translation
Praegu oli selline vestlus.

When we go?

> Tomorrow.
That means?

> They go tomorrow.
But we?

> Tomorrow.
Tomorrow is Saturday.

> Yes, we go Saturday.
So I go on Saturday?

> No, we go Sunday.

AIAAAAA!!!!! Kaua võib nii?


Culture Gap
Poes. Seisan sabas. Müüja aevastab, paneb käe suu ette. Kultuurne inimene, mõtlen. Müüja aevastab uuesti, paneb teise käe suu ette. Panen sushi tagasi riiulisse.

Varrukas, mitte käsi, kallike. See on ka minu jaoks uus asi, mida õppida, muide!